Identity Verification Portal · Human Division
This is, in fact, the real Mike Finnell.
(Otherwise known as Michael Finnell. Also Mike. Also Michael. It is genuinely the same guy.)
A website refused to believe I am a real person. So I built an entire other website to prove it. You are looking at the proof.
Verified HumanSubject: Mike Finnell · Status: Exists
Case summary: One (1) fully-grown man. Has a face. Has a dog. Owns the domain
mikefinnell.com, on which this very sentence is hosted. The call is coming from inside the house.
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE ME?
Submitted into evidence:
- I registered mikefinnell.com. With my name. My actual name.
- I also registered michaelfinnell.com, because apparently one form of my own name was not enough.
- I am holding up sixteen photographs of my own head. See below. That is the head. It is my head.
- There is a dog. The dog can vouch for me. The dog will not respond to emails, but it can vouch.
- I have, at this point, spent more effort proving I am me than most people spend being themselves.
Exhibit A through P: photographic evidence of the aforementioned face
Sixteen (16) independent images of a guy named Mike. Tap any one to enlarge and confirm.
The Name Situation, Clarified
Mike Finnell=Michael Finnell
Mike is short for Michael. Michael is long for Mike. They are the same person. That person is me.
I own both domains so that there is, going forward, no remaining excuse.